Bongo and Mr. Neil went to see the Moaning Lisa at the Louvre. Bongo could understand why she was moaning because of all the people taking pictures all the time. The security guard did a lot of moaning too - he wouldn't hold up Bongo for a photograph and said something about crazy Australians.

Bongo said he would tell Mr. David.

 

(Mr. Neil had forgotten to take along Bongo's beret and neckerchief - it was in the pocket of the jacket he had decided not to wear - Bongo thought it had something to do with never having kids but didn't say anything)