Bongo wore the
Russian hat that Mr. Neil made for him. It was a perfect fit.
Bongo noticed that it was made from an old sock and complained
about the potential damage to his dignity if anyone found out.
Mr. Neil said that
it was an old sock of the very finest quality and so it should not
be a problem. He also pointed out that since he was on the
Artificial Lift Team, he was going to have to get used to his
dignity taking damage on a regular basis.